Redneck Rampage, July 14th

[sr71]

Im gonna try and make it.Would have made it last weekend but RLE's (Real life Events) took first prize.

[adadqgg]

my BDUs and Radio Equipments havent been shipped yet.

[porno]

Fortunately it wasn't my wedding, that was my reasoning. As for priorities...she is a good friend, there was free beer, and a cool chick that I've dug for awhile was her maid of honor. My apologies all around.

[darksabre76]

at least you had a legit reason... i mean i would do what you did... free beer and a hot woman... ohhh yea

[squirrelhunter]

Yes the free beer would be hard to turn down. As for the hot chicks, yes if I were single. But I have been with the same girl for over 20 years, she is still hot and if she weren't we would not have be together very long.

[electricblu]

adda boy squirrel hunter! REPPIN' the married people!

[darksabre76]

thats swwweeeeettttt of you to say squirrel hunter... im sure she greatly appreciates it

[mateba]

i plan on being there. we'll see

[moose22]

cant come, i have to go to the far north...wisconsin

[mongoman]

Hey all, wanted to fill everyone in on the game parameters:

WE NEED EVERYONE TO SAVE MILK JUGS AND BRING THEM!!!

We are going to run three teams,

The Easom Hill Gang-Vicious mountain rednecks of NE Alabama. Heavily armed, they are most vicious when there land is threatened. To a man, and woman, they support the Church of Dale Earnhart, the messiah of NASCAR.

The Ballplay Mafia-Known to feed enemies to the frogs in the swamps of Ballplay, AL, this inbred family of con artist, grifters, and moonshine runners have ruled the swamps of Ballplay for more than 50 years. They feel that Jeff Gordon is the greatest NASCAR driver ever, and poop on Number 3.

The Revenuers-Remember the kids that got picked on in school? They are now your local Federal Agents, bent on kicking ass and destroying all of your hard-earned moonshine. They are the worst kind of rednecks, rednecks with a badge. They want your shine, to sell themselves.

ONLY REVENUERS MAY WEAR FULL CAMO.

Tac gear is okay for all players,
Rednecks may wear camo shirts, or camo pants, but not both, unless it is realtree, mossy oak or other hunting camo.

All weapons are allowed, this is Alabama, our rednecks are armed to the teeth. (SEE NATIONAL NEWS for details)

Burn conditions will determine smoke and tp GRENADES usage.

Now, the scenario:

Each team will have a still, and a double wide to protect. If your still is lost(Stolen by those bastards) or destroyed(by the revenuers), you loose the ability to collect more moonshine, you can only steal it. Each team will have to produce moonshine and transport it to the moonshine runner. After a to be determined amount of moonshine reaches the runner, the team must escort the runner to the collection point to recieve credit for the shine produced. IF you are in possession of shine or money and get shot, you must drop the contraband before heading to respawn. Also, if you loose your doublewide(not by repo, only by force), you loose your ability to spawn new players, until it is retaken.


Ya'll COME!!!

Mongo

[Rook]

Someone needs to record the Deliverance banjo song for the PA system. Whatever you do, DONT SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!!!

[Chicken Boo]

mongoman said:

SAVE MILD JUGS

But don't save spicy or extra hot jugs?

Burn conditions will determine smoke and tp usage.

You mean under certain conditions, I can't use TP?

Other than those questions, it sounds like a fun time. I'll have to see if I can come.

[mongoman]

HAHA Went and modified my post

M (sometimes I get in a hurry, now I have to go to every forum I posted than info on and change it.)

[porno]

So should we bring both camo and redneck clothes? or are teams going to be loosely decided before hand?

[mongoman]

porno said:

So should we bring both camo and redneck clothes? or are teams going to be loosely decided before hand?

Loosely decided before. If Steel CIty or Terror ops can be sure to get enough folks to come, they can take the Revenuers team.

M