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Post by PVT SNAFU on Dec 4, 2006 16:00:00 GMT -5
- My butt itches.
- I wonder if I have crotch rot.
- Is it bad when you pee blood?
- 'Cause if so, then I've got crotch rot, real bad.
- And those green chunks, those make me kinda nauseous.
- I have to pee with my eyes closed, just so I won't puke.
- So I pee blood all over the toilet seat, and the walls, and my shoes...
- And then I'm all nervous and ashamed.
- So, I just leave it, and hope no one will know it was me.
- Which is why my apartment smells like blood and urine.
- That, and the incense, anyway.
- Crotch Rot is bad.
- Please Make This Stop!
- I don't even wear underwear anymore, I just wrap everything in guaze and pray alot.
- "Dear God, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, kill me!"
- It always makes me cry a little bit to hear Him laughing so hard.
- I mean, it's not that funny, right?
- Last night, it fell off... IT FELL OFF! Now, all I have is a hole. Like a belly-button I pee out of...
- At least I still have Airsoft, and the Alabama Airsoft Forums!
- Questions, Comments, Syphillis? Let Me Know! I'm always willing to help, or make fun!
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Chicken Boo
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I don't act like the other chickens do!
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Post by Chicken Boo on Dec 4, 2006 20:45:55 GMT -5
Does this mean we have another girl to play Airsoft with?
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ghost
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Post by ghost on Dec 5, 2006 18:13:02 GMT -5
 LMAO....wait you said another.......theres a girl playing?
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Chicken Boo
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I don't act like the other chickens do!
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Post by Chicken Boo on Dec 6, 2006 2:40:39 GMT -5
Yes, there is.  |
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Post by The Shootist on Dec 6, 2006 16:56:02 GMT -5
There are 3 in the local area. Mongo's Wife, Mihel's Wife, And Boo.
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LMAO....wait you said another.......theres a girl playing?
