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Post by The Shootist on Sept 20, 2006 15:44:19 GMT -5
For some reason the Knight of the White BB made me think about that Bill Hicks bit about the wifebeater's wife sticking up for him: "I haven't been laid in three fuckin' years. IT'S NOT RIGHT! I've got backed up semen that's about to make my head explode. Next time I cum it's gonna be like a wax dart shooting out of my dick.....some one eyed chic, my girlfriend." Yeah. Or maybe this one, 'cause maggot are white: "Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh recently... Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys who likes to lie around in a tub while other men pee on him. Can't you just picture his fat, corpulent body lying in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush stand all around peeing on him. 'Ooh, I can't get hard. Ronnie, pee in my mouth'. He still can't get hard, so Barbara Bush comes in. She takes off her pearls, stuffs them up his ass, and undoes her girdle. Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurl half way to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum. Barbara walks over, squats over his face, and squeezes out a link into his mouth. Finally, his tiny dick gets half-way hard. 'Oooh!' A little bubble forms on the end of his dick, with a little maggot inside. The maggot pops the bubble, and goes off to join a pro-life group somewhere. Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher, don't ya'll see that?"
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Mihel
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Post by Mihel on Sept 21, 2006 16:05:44 GMT -5
Humm.. Knights of the White BB. Maybe its just me but I envision little white bbs gathered in a circle, wearing robes, burning a CM M15 and talking about how they hate those .25 gram black sniper bbs.
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